I hardly ever write blog posts for you these days. I feel terrible about it. Like a father that has run out on his children. Take courage my friends, I would never abandon you. You are my darlings and I hold you all ever so close to my heart.
So what shall we talk about today? The weather? The complete lack of any strategy or comprehensible intelligence in our respective governments? Perhaps we should talk about the new mole you have growing on your nose? Have you had that seen to? It is simply awful my dear. My great uncle had a mole like that just before he died.
Alright, let’s talk about modern society. It is really quite repulsive isn’t it. People addicted to television, sitting around eating fatty foods, and let’s not forget how we live our lives according to to-do lists. What? You don’t live your life according to a to-do list? Of course you do my dear. You have a job, a car, and hundreds of quirky t-shirts with clever slogans on them. You are very much living your life according to a to-do list. There’s nothing wrong with to-do lists. They are positively delightful and they really help you to get things done.
Will you look at the time! I must be going! I’ll leave you with one question though: who wrote your to-do list?
Bye bye my sweet friend.